Girl Demotivational Poster
POOR BUBBA -
KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine
SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?
GIRLS ARE EVIL -
SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.
FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow
VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys
ITS COMPLICATED -
PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.
ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.
STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !
MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...
DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942
OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!
WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.
SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you
YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary
GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)
STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them
MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.
KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!
MACHINE GUNS -
TEENAGE DAUGHTER -
PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.
CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality
CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW -
I WONDER WHY -
TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.
GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development
CRAZY CHALLENGE -
BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.
GIRLS CANT BE TRUSTED... -
CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.
COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time
A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.
INCEST - On planet Krypton it's OK
YOU BETTER BE READY -
THE PERIODIC TABLE OF... - nom nom nom nom nom!
GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right
CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.
CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.
2 Girls No Cup -
DIGNITY - Check.
YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF
WTF - WTF
SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.
GIRLS GONE WILD -
HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head
THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes
DIRTY GIRL -
WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....
ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable
ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child
WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"
POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction
WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent
GORE - THE BEST THERAPY OF ALL -
EMO GIRLS - I think that IS one of the boys.
Vincent Valentine -
HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.
EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.
IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE - Girls like confident guys If was a confident guy, girls would like me I can’t become a confident guy unless a girl likes me
LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.
MEME FIGHT -
EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.
GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -
KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?
HERCULES, HERCULES -
LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?
SCENE KIDS -
SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.
DUTCH OVENS -
DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.
WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?
RIDING AND ROPING -
STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.
EQUALITY - Ugly girls are just like men. They have to work for a living.
DA DA DA DAHHHH -
SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -
I JUST FEEL SILLY -
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