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Girl Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bubba lucky ugly girl hairy
Rating: 2.71/5
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:53 pm
Feel sorry for thee tattoo artist who had to ink that mess.
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 12:38 pm
HAHAHAHAHA... That's for LD's Comment. The poster makes me want to puke.
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 11:28 am
Oh noooo! The fish is swimming right into that net!
Mosseyed - June 10, 2009, 7:15 pm
Maybe... but how can you be sure anymore?
Erecrottod - May 24, 2009, 12:47 pm
Is This a girl?

KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine

TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.9/5

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guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet

SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - over the nice guy? How'd that work out for ya?

TAGS: boyfriend girlfriend
Rating: 4.89/5

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BoneCD - October 4, 2012, 6:51 pm
32 years and my wife is fine with it
EmilioDumphque - August 7, 2012, 9:57 pm
"He'll sell your heart on St. Mark's place in glossy envelopes, He'll cut it with a pig's heart and burn the chumps and dopes He's a bad boy...
Ragnar - August 2, 2012, 12:29 am
scored !!! next woman that think she can change me in 3,2...
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:15 pm
they always do
Airman - August 1, 2012, 7:14 pm
they always do


TAGS: girls evil math proof
Rating: 3.55/5

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ZippoBibrok - January 14, 2010, 5:23 pm
Saying 'girls require time and money' is 'girls = time + money'. For 'girls = time * money', it's 'girls are the product of time and money'. This version produces 'girls = money*2', or 'girls = money2', arguing that the poster promotes pimps...
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2009, 10:57 pm
This poster is evil it follows me everywhere i go! and every time the caption is less funny! help help

SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.

TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's

FAKE TAN - because it gives me that natural glow

TAGS: orange girl
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 4:39 am
If she sings "April Showers" I'm out!
Derek - May 10, 2010, 8:43 pm
A ganguro girl. Rebellious Japanese girls out to have a good time.

VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L

PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.

TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 10:55 pm
As I said on the other one, there's also the little matter of taking the square root of the square, which is the same as taking the absolute value. This could just as well mean that women are the negative of problems.
Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.

ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.

TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.

STRONG COFFEE - No more wimpy girly brew !

MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...

TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses

DUCT TAPE - Helping out with stupidity since 1942

OMG!!! - These drinks are, like, soooo Heavy!

TAGS: alcohol lol drinking girls
Rating: 4.53/5

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bigbadwold - August 11, 2014, 7:06 pm
Must be the line to the restroom.... they're all doing the same dance

WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.

TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.

SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you

TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND - "ex" isn't in her vocabulary

GLAMOUR - Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. (Hedy Lamarr)

TAGS: life time fun girl stupid celeb triplet kardashian kkk
Rating: 2.48/5

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shmoe13 - February 11, 2011, 5:50 am
thats hedly!!


STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them


MARCHING BAND - Where all that practicing pays off.

KIDS WITH GUNS! - it's never to early to learn how to kill zombies!

TAGS: girl gun zombie
Rating: 3.3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2013, 5:24 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 1:00 pm
That is slightly disturbing.



TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)

PROOF - Some guys do pay attention in math.

TAGS: math girls evil proof
Rating: 2.54/5

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ThatGuy - July 30, 2008, 2:13 pm
That first line should actually read: Girls = Time + Money. So then line 3 would be : Girls = 2Money...doesn't work
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:49 am
an idiot. *f***ing character limit makes me look like a douche just at the most insulting part of my sentence*
Murdoc - April 9, 2008, 12:48 am
Or the ones who figure out what the universe is up to or engineer practically every aspect of your one track life. If knowing how to do triple integrals within a vector field makes me g** then...well...lets just leave it at I do math, I like ***bs, You're
ME - March 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
Yeah, g** ones!!!

CREEPY LITTLE GIRLS - used in advertising since the fifties

TAGS: creepy little girls advertising
Rating: 2.59/5

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matthew - January 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
she's the reason i keep a crucifix in my pocket at all times
vic - October 10, 2008, 7:50 am
Oh my f***ing god, BURN IT!!
TigerKid - July 11, 2008, 2:02 pm
She wants to eat the fingers making the sandwich
Bulgy McPackage - July 11, 2008, 12:14 pm
Looks like she wants to possess that jelly sandwich.


TAGS: girl gun field cheater
Rating: 3.69/5

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The Goat - February 5, 2010, 7:00 pm
you 'coming out' is probably why she got the gun in the first place!

POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?

personality -

TAGS: girl rhing monster
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - March 28, 2014, 4:21 am
Aw crap, we got Crites :-P

ANIME GIRLS - Owned by reality

TAGS: reality anime girls hen*** japan manga
Rating: 3.18/5

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Hremsfeld - October 3, 2009, 8:44 am
Phage - May 7, 2009, 9:24 am
Awwww : D
Mr. Shiny - May 7, 2009, 4:26 am
why oh why?
evil - April 2, 2009, 9:38 pm
xDD very original
Nobody - October 20, 2008, 5:03 pm
This is just f***ing scary.

CARICATURES - Kind of redundant when you're chubby, or you look like Chris Farley.


TAGS: fake girlfriend lonely loser fail
Rating: 3.76/5

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djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:35 am
LOL! And far less expensive than a real woman, ESPECIALLY if you get divorced. ;P
Arvantillian - February 1, 2012, 10:27 am
hahaha 4L shoulda thought of that before i got married...lol


TRUCKING - A lot of fun until someone drops their load on your cab.

GIRLFRIEND - equation still in development

TAGS: nerds trying to get girls dlm4
Rating: 4.64/5

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Benlulz - September 18, 2010, 7:01 pm
Very nice ^^
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
That13YearOldKid - September 11, 2010, 12:55 pm
Indeed a mystery...
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 12:45 pm
Perfect 5L


TAGS: crazy challenge ex girlfriend girlfriend never
Rating: 4.59/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:13 pm
Crazy maybe, there's too much frilly stuff in that pic to be healthy, but at least she has good taste in firearms.
Kstoker - December 7, 2012, 12:07 pm
Words to live by, nice one
MissPriss - December 4, 2012, 11:56 am
Some reason I really think M0rd3kaI should have this hanging somewhere in his bedroom teehee.
PapaFox - December 4, 2012, 7:22 am

BE MISERABLE OR MOTIVATE YOURSELF - Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice.

TAGS: cute girl
Rating: 4.91/5

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scorpio1953 - June 21, 2012, 10:40 am
excellent.whiners of the world,take note.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:38 am
very nice. I like this quite a bit.


CATS ARE INTERESTING - They are kind of like girls. If they come and talk to you, it's great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn't always go so well.

COW GIRLS - Stepping up fashion one hoof at a time

A DOLL - That's all Amy wanted. She asked and asked. And then she warned them. Too bad they were heavy sleepers.

INCEST - On planet Krypton it's OK

TAGS: superman supergirl
Rating: 3.55/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:27 am
inc*** - it works reasonably well on game of thrones too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:01 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:00 pm
If a dude's cousin on earth was Supergirl, I think inc*** would be the last thing on his mind.
The Goat - October 8, 2009, 6:09 pm
"Hit it"? I'm pretty sure she's female...


TAGS: zombie apocalypse girl pink gun
Rating: 4.11/5

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djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 4:24 pm
That's awesome! If/when I have a daughter, you best believe she'll know how to defend herself. ESPECIALLY from zombies. ;)
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 2:24 pm
my daughter, at age 12, completed army small arms firing school and qualed with M-16 rifle.
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 10:28 am
Yup, squeeze until you run outta ammo. Otherwise, only 1 for me, right? ;P LOL! I get the biggest kick from her smiling. Like she's saying, "I'll kill you. And enjoy it."
MPsniper - February 4, 2012, 8:16 am
trigger discipline...5 loaded magazines for you young lady

THE PERIODIC TABLE OF... - nom nom nom nom nom!

TAGS: cake nice taste girl
Rating: 3.85/5

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sickartist - December 3, 2009, 8:01 pm
nerd girl AND cupcakes? Got to give 5L
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
The gaseous elements are made from bran. 5L for this...nom nom nom...

GOTHIC COWGIRL - There is no way of doing it right

TAGS: gothic cowgirl funny boots wrong
Rating: 4.14/5

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MrDamage - March 6, 2013, 4:48 pm
The image proves the caption wrong :)

CHEATING - Don't put yourself in a fake relationship when someone's been waiting to have a real one with you.

TAGS: cheating boyfriend girlfriend love hate
Rating: 4.56/5

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mariand - March 31, 2012, 11:01 am
This has to be remembered...;)

CHEERLEADERS - Guess who does't get to be at the top of the human pyramid.

2 Girls No Cup -

DIGNITY - Check.

TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

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GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


YOUR DOG - has his own way of saying he doesn't like your new GF

TAGS: perfume dog gf girl animals
Rating: 4.85/5

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Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 5:38 am
Had a dog once who buried everything an Ex gave her..from food to toys. I broke up wit the gal, you gotta trust animal instinct.


TAGS: life time human nature genuine relation girl cell
Rating: 3.5/5

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NEED HELP - May 5, 2009, 12:40 am
agdaniele - May 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
So true.



TAGS: nazi girlfriend kitd
Rating: 4.4/5

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Rick69 - March 1, 2012, 2:51 pm
I saw her, knew immediately Ivan made this, she looked like a h** Russian & then it dawned on me. . . She was the ***iest Nazi I had ever seen in my life & she was probably the j******t of the Waffen SS. . .
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:13 pm
Wow Iron Cross, Take Me Away.
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:03 am

i don't "fear' the consequences.... i look forward to them. 5ick puppy...i know.


TAGS: sailor sappy boy girl cooties
Rating: 4.9/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:01 am
Girls do have cooties. They become parasitically oppressed, and it takes a good nine months to cure them of their illness.
Reality Lord - June 5, 2012, 4:44 pm

all style dude...all style :)


TAGS: anorexia thin sad woman girl
Rating: 4.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:43 am
And on that note... I'm the first in a while to comment on this poster.... kinda.
Krissie - October 13, 2012, 9:06 pm
jedimonk...what??? >:(
jedimonk - October 3, 2012, 8:51 am
I'm goinjg to go with, "what is a statement that fat chicks say to make themself feel better about h** chicks?"
AdmiralAckbar - December 31, 2010, 12:14 am
so sad that a persons self image of can be such a trap
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:36 pm

she actully died nov 17, complications due to anorexia...she was 28.
crankyhead - December 30, 2010, 8:30 pm
did she choke on a grain of rice?
rerun - December 30, 2010, 8:26 pm

sadly this woman died this week.
LinkFox101113 - October 3, 2010, 5:38 am
Get in the kitchen and make... yourself a sandwich? lol
forseti - October 3, 2010, 3:58 am
for 35 kg she has a very nice face. how fantastic would she looks with at least 20 kg more...
curzondax12 - October 2, 2010, 10:42 pm
That poor girl needs a sandwich.
eldiabloloco - October 2, 2010, 9:42 pm
It is very sad that they feel they have to starve themselves very good post 5/5
crankyhead - October 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Not really.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
Well, irish is a plus in my book... even if you're not freckled.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:33 pm
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:32 pm
Haa, haa, no, close, Irish (large family).
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Are you italian?
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
Ditto. Am I was raised never to waste food, so hence, no spoon would be used afterwards.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
I have to agree with rerun.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:26 pm
Took me a second or two to figure that one out. But true. Usually it's the teeth indents on the hands and fingers that show.
rerun - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm

I like to spoon with coffee ice cream
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:25 pm
Shortest path to the dark side..... Fat leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
This is the fault of poor mothering. A woman should feel comfortable in teaching her 10 year old daughter what spooning really means.
tellitlikeitis - October 2, 2010, 9:23 pm
Nope, he was an overweight man.
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
Your ex was a teenage girl? Hawt.

SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.


TAGS: relationships women girls heart love
Rating: 4.71/5

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tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:45 pm
... There is one who holds the only key this week...
autumnspirit - December 14, 2010, 10:18 am
True. However, there is one who holds the only key. 5 Locks
forseti - October 19, 2010, 12:08 pm
today is innuendo calendar day... you thought about back door, right?!? O.o


TAGS: h** nerd girl cobra shirt
Rating: 4.19/5

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MashiMashi - November 28, 2011, 6:40 pm
No she looks the same....loose or loosen the bras honey


TAGS: aprchallenge girls gone wild
Rating: 4.1/5

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forseti - April 13, 2010, 12:17 pm
that's what my homies do... O.o


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

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Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win

HAIR PULLING - It doesn't always have to be from the head


TAGS: girl home mood move out
Rating: 4.78/5

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EnkryptedSpirit - September 13, 2011, 6:13 am
Just...eeww I love it!
mariand - September 1, 2011, 6:55 am
LOL...thi5 is cool

THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH MAKER - Makes your sandwich in less than 3.3 minutes

TAGS: ultimate sandwich maker girl woman
Rating: 4.58/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 12:04 am
*is a woman* WELL now I'm hungry.
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 7:01 am
so when will the 2.0 version come out? mines still gives me lip while making sandwich's. and there is no voice box turn off option
JSburley - June 18, 2011, 6:45 pm
I'm sure they will love it :)
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:57 pm

i can't wait for the female members backlash to this.


TAGS: dirty girl
Rating: 4.4/5

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rerun - August 28, 2010, 8:44 pm

@5but - I respect your opinion and have zero issue with it. Since this was for the guess who game it is a lot different than one I would have normally made.....and @almarpa - I about had a heart attack when I saw yours in the queue, twisted minds....
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 7:25 pm
yes it is, one small difference from "been done before". this poster came out of the "Guess Who" game in the forums, and was submitted to the game before you made yours. It came up, was guessed as to it's creator, then submitted over here.
almarpa - August 28, 2010, 6:39 pm
This picture remembers me the one I posted at #113449
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:57 pm
In all honesty, not that funny, sorry, just my opinion.
Iconoclast - August 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
Beneath that mud lies a classic beauty. All that is needed is for her to share a shower with me.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:46 pm
Sigh... a little bit of both, I guess. d*** you.
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:44 pm
are you asking or telling?
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:38 pm
Wasn't Liberace classy AND fabulous?
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 12:33 pm
hmmm, a single poster...approved all by it's lonesome.....hmmm, no use wasting a good 5L, there might be a better one later on....Naaaa. 5L

WINDOWS - Add another button like UNDO....

ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable

ARMED SOCCER MOM - They will not play possum They will not compromise the safety of their child

TAGS: gun control girl right
Rating: 3.33/5
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 11:30 am
Again no name, they'd legalise weed if it weren't 4 the hippies advocating it. She'll probably end-up shooting another soccer-mom over a parking space at the amll.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 10:48 pm
this poster is retarded (is that a better end?)
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:42 pm
I was worried about that being the last comment... thanks!
Produceman117 - November 16, 2009, 10:37 pm
So here I am looking at the latest comments, and without looking down to see Sean's previous comment, I see Aggy saying "I like it... I like it a lot!" Then I clicked on the poster. Then I was confused. Then I read Sean's. Then I LOLd.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:33 pm
I like it.... I like it a lot!
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:31 pm
Hey, let's have a website where you can vote on the goddam advertisements. Humor is too hard to do anyways.
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 10:17 pm
More importantly, why is it above 2L?
Sean - November 16, 2009, 10:16 pm
How the hell is this a demotivational poster? I'm not anti-gun, but why is this on this site?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:21 pm
Nothing to do with this then: http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/55164

WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"

TAGS: hooters girls *** women s rights funny
Rating: 2.94/5

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Frank Smith - September 2, 2009, 7:02 am

POOR SEAT - Melted an hour ago from the friction

WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent

TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

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ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do **** like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their a**es off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of ****, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else a**hole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


TAGS: anime gore half pwnt blood girl holy crap
Rating: 2.79/5
Pwnedabitch - October 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
yes very wrong
aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:11 pm
is it bad if i smile at this?

EMO GIRLS - I think that IS one of the boys.

TAGS: emo girl boy
Rating: 1.79/5

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WhiteRaven - January 13, 2009, 8:27 pm
d*** right I would too.
SlimSkeeter - November 3, 2008, 8:44 am
I would still *** that.

Vincent Valentine -

TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Panther

Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?

HEROS - To many of us, an influential life of a real hero to humanity sounds distant. But then a 15-year-old Pakistani girl takes a stand a proves us wrong. Get well, Malala Yousufzai.

TAGS: pakistan taliban girl jesus life
Rating: 4.57/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 29, 2012, 5:43 pm
Let us also hope that the 21 year old 'Man' that ordered the shooting and his cohorts live short interesting lives before suffering terminal lead/copper poisoning.

EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.

TAGS: emo girls ***y crazy things
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)

IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE - Girls like confident guys If was a confident guy, girls would like me I can’t become a confident guy unless a girl likes me

TAGS: girls like me not confident
Rating: 4.67/5

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Derek - July 27, 2011, 11:48 pm
I haven't done a thing because I can't relax, and I can't relax 'cause I haven't done a thing.

LADIES' ATTENTION - Harder to get everyday.

TAGS: fat man girls chair beach
Rating: 4.55/5

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Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:01 am

i thought chazz bono had the bre*** reduction already done as part of the surgery? hmmmm....


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.

EVER GET THAT FEELING - Your Friends Have Better Girlfriends Than You? Here's The Proof. They Do.

TAGS: star wars girl stormtrooper helmet
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:04 pm
***y, sure... but she acted like her p**** was frozen in carbonite. But, be careful... a Scout Trooper mask can easily hide an adam's apple... I've heard.
CANADA - January 8, 2010, 10:05 pm
I'm not sure if that beats a paper bag or not


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm

KATE BECKINSALE - This is definitely one MILF. Can I get a witness?

TAGS: kate beckinsale girl women n**** n**e h** **** m i l f
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

KDC - August 18, 2010, 2:58 pm
hell yes
ravage - October 14, 2009, 2:08 pm
i wouldnt even give a sh*t if she had a bush, or smoked... NOTHING would make me not want to bone the fu*k out of that!
stu - June 20, 2009, 5:56 pm
anyone who comments on here is g**
NJL - June 16, 2009, 8:07 pm
i'd *** that as often as i could
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 10:02 am
nothing could make happier then to trade places with her husband
TJ - April 9, 2009, 3:56 am
ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:06 am
f*** YESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! would x 1,676,987,629,642
:) - October 24, 2008, 4:39 pm
If she stopped smoking she could have me
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 4:07 pm
Yet another I'd switch for.


TAGS: pilots thats my girl
Rating: 5/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
thats most likely the funniest thing iv read in months.
andnowforme0 - November 10, 2010, 11:48 pm
lol silly fighter jocks think they're better than a bomber that has enough bombs to destroy a nation in one flight.
jameswnash - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
sweet! 5 nautical miles for you
Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:53 pm
Heheh, yep and 4x as long in the air (pointing to watch)
DLM4 - September 13, 2010, 6:58 pm
very awesome, 5L
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 6:13 pm
5L air!


LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?



SHE LIKED TO FLIRT - He just appreciated someone else breaking the ice for once.

TAGS: girl penguin doris mwlf flirt
Rating: 3.16/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

GreyScorpion - May 31, 2010, 11:15 pm
this, is what motifakin' is all about 5L
Bob Chin - January 13, 2009, 9:27 am
At least he didn't get the (sigh) cold shoulder


TAGS: gas thai food girlfriend
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Donkasaurus - December 21, 2010, 11:47 pm
If you ever eat a lot of fried mushrooms make sure you sleep without covers that night...nobody likes a self inflicted one of these bad boys.
LordKraven - December 21, 2010, 6:49 pm
Ok seriously some one dosen't know what a dutch oven is? Please tell me you are like 12 or something. Then you are just ignorant. Otherwise you are just an idiot
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:17 pm
that's right Mooooo, and number 4 is arriving in March
Airman - December 21, 2010, 6:12 pm
maybe it's my Windows 2000 that's doing it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
@ Airman....It's time to upgrade from your 486...I know.....It's only been 20 years.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:45 pm
And how may times do you have to say "my bad" before you finally accept your ***uality?
Airman - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
will that name ever go away? Hey is it my computer, or are these pages loading really slow?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:44 pm
You think I'm a chick pretending to be a man?....ease off. you Eddie Murphy wannabe.
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:41 pm
My bad moooooooooooooo i always pegged you for a reverse britarded. My bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:38 pm
What!!!....your sister is a guy?.....Post op right? (did you really think you'd win this game against me?)
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 5:36 pm
All i can say is anyone that does not know what a dutch oven has never had a women in there bed or a guy (in mooooooooooooo's case)
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
But you probably meant 'playing turtle'.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
You know you love me.....I just wish you'd think of the children!
ICEMAN - December 21, 2010, 5:12 pm
Dutch ovens are great for cookin' up some chili or b***ermilk biscuits.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:10 pm
Oh great. Now I'm comment-stalking Mooooooooooooooooo. It has sunk to that.
Sean - December 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
Bet that basement smells like a dutch oven.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:58 pm
Seriously?...You guy's never heard of a dutch oven?....don't blame us because it's sad and dark in your mothers basement.
MrAubergine - December 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
If I have to learn about new stuff then it can't be that good, because I don't know about it. The genius of idiots!
Airman - December 21, 2010, 11:26 am
reading thru the comments and saw this. Let me get this straight, if we make a poster that you don't understand or have no knowledge of the subject matter, that would be grounds for down voting it. How about just don't vote, be quiet and Goto the next one
kimzter - December 21, 2010, 1:54 am
heh ok now i understand. But i don't think any poster that has to be googled should ever get a 5
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:34 pm
very true Crank. I didn't think of that.
crankyhead - December 20, 2010, 7:23 pm
i think he meant he didn't know what "girlfriend" meant LOL
Faceplant31 - December 20, 2010, 7:22 pm
Google dutch oven then genius.
kimzter - December 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I don't understand?

DON'T WORRY, SNOWFLAKE - Daddy said the visit to the horsey doctor won't take long, and we're going to get a new pony on the way home. So we'll have a new friend to play with, I guess.

TAGS: horse broken leg sh** put down girl innocence
Rating: 3.22/5

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zorselover - December 29, 2010, 3:13 pm
thatz horrible how can you say that's funny?!
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:46 pm
One of the greats!
spacedog - October 25, 2009, 4:42 pm
But more hilarious.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 4:40 pm
This is horrible and hilarious.
Jmac0585 - October 16, 2009, 9:27 am
My sense of humor is on, and working according to specs. If you need help with yours let me know.
majin.manuel - October 16, 2009, 8:31 am
How could you find this funny?
The Goat - September 26, 2009, 8:22 am
Yup - definitely a 5 lion moment!
Pinky - September 5, 2009, 11:34 pm
Omg that is so mean
Sean - June 5, 2009, 8:59 pm
Yeah, wot the Guiness swiller said! 5. Great.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:33 pm
Touchingly harsh. 5L

WHAT????? - Can someone please explain this to me?

TAGS: japanese girl sniper rifle
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by Reason

Neener - October 20, 2010, 11:32 pm
Will she take milk from the source?
William Knight - October 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
I can tell you exactly what it is. It is a japanese cat maid who likes big guns. This species also likes to leap around on the tops of buildings and blow stuff up. And theres also that 9 lives bussniss.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:18 pm
What world......f***, forgot all about that stuff
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:17 pm
Shhhhhhhhhh, some secrets are not meant for the world outside the internet
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:16 pm
Yeah, I wont mention that girl sitting on your lap either
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:14 pm
d*** reality
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
Because you would get a real sentence, not a celebrity sentence
MrRandom - November 22, 2009, 11:06 pm
I'd say don't get into a dog fight, but Micheal Vick probably made some good money off of those, and why shouldn't I?
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 11:03 pm
Well, I will admit you were kind of a douche, offer some advice instead of just bashing the poster (unless the guy is a total douchebag or timmy or something like that). By the way, i think my dog avatar is ***ier than your dog avatar.
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 10:56 pm
What douchebaggery? This is a humor site after all!
Haarakkon - November 22, 2009, 10:13 pm
Douchbaggery seems to be all the rage, lately.
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 10:12 pm
Yes we are
Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:11 pm
no need to be a douche. people arent funny all the time
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 8:21 pm
Yes I can. It's a Japanese girl with a rifle, but don't worry she probably wont see any lions.


STALKERS - You can't always get a restraining order.

EQUALITY - Ugly girls are just like men. They have to work for a living.

TAGS: funny ugly girl tosh
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by WTFO

DavidLister - March 8, 2011, 9:29 pm
Its a Man Baby!
- March 8, 2011, 12:14 am
Maybe it's concealing a huge adam's apple. (WTFO)
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:09 pm

what the hell is the black thing around her neck?
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 6:37 pm
My wife just home from work, I gotta make this quick...*looks to see if watching*...5L
Reality Lord - March 7, 2011, 6:16 pm

culos - March 7, 2011, 4:13 pm
I'm with stoopid!
- March 7, 2011, 10:32 am
I never stress over the number of lions I get. The comments are validation enough for the humor. For those that may be offended, it's a joke site. Lighten up. (WTFO)
coldinjected - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Sorry WTFO... your poster is being underrated... I love it!!
Cubbybear - March 7, 2011, 9:15 am
Look like Michael Palin from Monty python. Sad thing is no matter how ugly she is, if you saw her at Walamrt, she would have a ****load of kids. Proof that some poor bastard ***ped that a**.
agdaniele - March 7, 2011, 8:32 am
If you're not laughing, it's because you're on your way to work.
agdaniele - March 7, 2011, 8:32 am
Well, for f***'s sake, that's just d*** hilarious!
5150monkeylove - March 7, 2011, 1:07 am
is that a guy?


TAGS: super girl er man
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Airman

MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 10:21 pm
repost to mancard
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 2:14 am
"That's okay Supergirl...I think that I'd prefer not to be rescued..."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2012, 1:03 am
I think I'm going to be sick for a while, lol
GaryO - June 23, 2012, 12:15 pm
Doug? Some people just don’t ever change, but you, wow, when did you start bulking up?
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:35 am
faster, quicker, better...lol


TAGS: thats massive like your girlfriend
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Grimgravy - April 15, 2011, 4:15 am
I cringe at the thought of what that brush is really used for.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:53 pm
Cute one CBaked.


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough